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Monday, November 30, 2009

www.tips-fb.com You Know You've Got Swag When...


  1. You know what a beaver brush is and how to use one.
  2. You look in the mirror at least 70 times more than you did last month.
  3. You wonder why people are looking you when you've forgotten you have on a tailored three-piece suit with matching wing-tip shoes.
  4. You know that the best products don't need to advertise.
  5. You know he best girl in the room won't accept that cheap $5 drink you just delivered to her table.
  6. You pack a spare bowtie just in case you're underdressed.
  7. You've got your barber, manicurist, and favorite store on speed dial.
  8. You collect articles from Details, GQ, and Esquire.
  9. You've memorized your clothing measurements.
  10. You step into a room and at least ten men look at you for more than three seconds.
  11. You own a copy of Fonzworth Bentley's Advance Your Swagger.
  12. You can fold a pocket square at least three ways.
  13. You are involved heavily in your community.
  14. You read this blog.

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