• You frequently use the ‘N word’ as a term of endearment.
• You’ve never heard of the term ‘pocket square’.
• You think “Obama Is My Homeboy” shirts are a sign of patriotism.
• You can’t spell the word chivalry, much less use it.
• The amount of money spent on your car is more than your net worth.
• You think the idea of fine dining is Golden Corral on Sunday afternoon.
• You’ve never gotten a manicure.
• You can’t tie a bow tie.
• You think it’s okay to chirp—anywhere.
• You think the words Savignon Blanc and Cabernet are your girlfriend’s friends’ names.
• You don’t think it’s necessary to look your best at all times.
• You wash your face with bar soap.
• You think a college degree is not for you.
• You can bump and grind at a cocktail party in a three-piece suit.
Could this be you???
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